Here I
am again. I would like to thank everyone for the
loyalty and reader- ship of Rockstar Report. The feed-
back is insane. Nothing beats more than a fellow
reader approaching me and saying that the
report rocked! We here are nothing without our fans.
This new issue has a little bit of this and
a little bit of that. Check out Scenario #2. Awesome.
It is perfect timing for Fashion Week coming up
soon! If you want that model, that is the place
to go. Once again, thanks for your readership.
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Couple #3: Axl Rose and Stephanie Seymour . Steph
has a thing for
rockstars. First with rock musician Tommy Andrews then with Axl Rose. During their rocky and passionate love affair, Steph co-starred in Axl's video "November Rain" and "Don't Cry." After 2 years of being together, they filed lawsuits against each other, claiming physical abuse.
GEEZ.
Couple #4: Singer Peter Andre and Katie Price. Okay first of all,
Peter is not a
rockstar. BUT...He is definitely dating the UK's hottest Katie Price aka Jordan.
Allegedly having a video tape, this couple has stirred up the gossip columns of the UK. He ain't no Tommy Lee but he sure is one freaking lucky dude.
In conclusion, this is your lesson dealing with Rockstar Supermodel relationships. Hey, we would all love to be happily ever after like Heidi and Seal but nothing is ever perfect. Just as long, we are not like Kate and Pete. No freaking way.
Next...Rockstar Meets Actress.
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In our last issue, we stated, "In order to rock, you must have the bombshell." Okay, now let us take a look at Scenario #2: Rockstar Meets Supermodel. With extensive research, we realized that these relationships tend to be more rocky. Literally. If your life seems to be going in the direction of sex, drugs,
rock and roll. This may be your chosen path. I personally don't agree but supermodels are CRAZY. Look at Naomi Campbell. Look at Janice Dickenson. Look at our buddy Cocaine Kate.
Let's look into couple #1: Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. This relationship is the worst of its kind. Where should we begin...Pete has have numerous accounts against
him... Drug Possession of Cocaine and Heroin Charges; Assault; Burglary and
DWI. And if you have this rockstar as your boyfriend...Then you get the name Cocaine Kate. We all know her story already.
Couple #2: Seal and Heidi Klum. What is there to say about them. How? Is it his voice? Well, whatever it is...This is the ultimate Rockstar
Super- model Combo. This couple will fly like an eagle for years to come.
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